Final exam coming soon!!!

Omg! It's so fast to get into the last week of this semester! ADTP final exam starts from Tuesday. I have to take three classes exam, and now I haven't do any of my revision yet! Actually, I quite of hate this semester's classes! It's so embarrassing! The history class drag me into a crazy mood! Even though I hate these few subjects, but I still have to take the test. I think I gonna retake the subjects again :( but I really hate history class!! What kind of war? Who fight with who? Who makes the fall of the war? Who create the plan? What kind of questions is that? As long as we live happily and peacefully right now, why should we have to know that? Whats the benefits of getting that knowledge? After we knew it, can we be money maker? Or else we can makes the war or those 'popular' person survive? The history will be as a cinderella's fairy tales. Peoples will mix and add the story into a blended milk shake. Noone will know the truth! Is it for the purpose of bringing the knowlegde for our future generation? Will they get any advantages? To become a history lecturer? Haiz....

爱爱该注意的事项/知识！~

刚刚看了几个文章,都是关于男性的精子和女生什么时候最容易怀孕​的...
不是因为我好色,是因为我好奇,也想增加科学知识嘛~

1. 男生平均能生产1.5亿的精子. <-超级多又危险吧! 而精子能在女性的身体里存活5天之久哦！~

2. 很多人认为在洗澡时爱爱用热水能减少/杀死一些精子流入女性​里面.其实,这是非常错误的想法! 精子是蛮低温的,所以还能承受些些温度,虽然说是可以杀死一些精子，可是存活的精子还是足以能让女性怀孕的哦！.所以啊,不管在什么场合​,想爱爱的朋友们一定要用domdom，如果真的不想怀孕的话。​。。

3. 女生的第一次很重要哦！！能影响孩子们的DNA-样子。。通​常，孩子们会比较像第一个经手男生的样子哦！！ 所以啊，请女生们在付出第一次的同时，也要三思哦！！如果第一次​是黑人，就完蛋了。。。 哈哈。。。《P.S. 我没有种族歧视哦！只是开玩笑罢了~！ 呵呵》


4. 女生才经期爱爱也很容易怀孕哦。。 尤其是才经期前5天与后4天哦！~ 经期后8天是安全期哦！男生们，如果不想负责任的话，应​该注意哦！

@copyright by JOEY TAN 本人，不可抄袭！

Wildfires

MALAYSIA, Seri Kembangan (Jun. 23, 2011) – The forest behind the Sovereign residents area appeared wildfires. Few trees were destroyed. According to the residents which live there, the reason that causes this burning was the natural heat that produced by sun. Climate changes are also one of the factors that cause the forest fires.  However, the impact of wildfires on carbon emissions is also affected by the severity of burning. The increases of carbon which will blend into the atmosphere makes the ozone layer became thinner. Once the ozone layer cannot maintain as before, the stronger the sunlight will illuminate to the earth.

Why will the carbon increases? It is because of the human impacts. The human activity such as deforestation or increases of the modern technology will causes the increases of carbon. Besides, the increases of the consumption of polystyrene and plastics also will be one of the causes. As a result, human reaction will bring a lot of harm to environment and also our life. Let’s get rid of these by start to change our attitudes and lifestyle!

Copyright @ Joey Tan

6/5/2011 ♥ 梦

人就忘得一干二净. 我就是那种能记得我梦过什么的人. 几乎我所有的梦都有结局的. 这是我最近的梦:

有天, 我朋友到我家来坐坐（明天真的我朋友会到我家来．对了，我的梦是到夜晚发生的事较多的）．到了夜晚，我和我朋友和兄弟妹觉得肚子饿了,就去找食物吃.　在我们议论纷纷之下，就决定了一起出去吃东西.　我们一群人跑着过马车路.　（当时我的梦是断断续续的)　又回到一个陌生的地方.　这是一个家,　住这以为老太和儿子．可,我不知怎么了就进了儿子的房间，然后就发生了一些意想不到的是,那就是所谓的＂春梦"．我记得当那个事情进行到一半的时候，我突然看到床下有个一模一样的我．只不过唯一不同的地方是,床下的我是闭着眼睛的,四肢都被截肢了.　当时的我被吓到了,　也赶忙去洗澡．可洗澡时发生的事情可奇怪了.　当我在洗澡时,我发现有血从我身上流着下来．但是，又有种不明物体回流进我的身体里．感觉想是血的东西.　而当时的我以为自己来月经了,急忙的找卫生棉.　找来找去都找不到.突然,门被撞了,我急忙用手用力的推着,在盘问之下，知道了撞门的是那个老太的儿子．于是，我就和他拿卫生棉．他也找了给我.　穿好衣服之后，我也让他进了厕所．他看了看我,　拿了２包精油叫我帮他擦.　那精油还真的很奇怪，居然是用人的形状包装成一片片的，能很明显的看出哪个部位是用哪片精油.　于是，我就先用背部的精油帮他擦.　我还边擦边帮他按摩呢!瞧他那舒服的模样．然后，按摩就进行到腿部．他竟然脱了内裤让我帮他擦屁股?！好恶心啊！当时，在擦的过程竟然擦到有那个肮脏的白色小粒粒出来．突然,老太出现了！她气喘呼呼的拿着报纸跑来说我很想里面发生事故的小女孩.　我突然想起来了.　我的妹妹呢?　我马上从厕所的窗口那里跳下楼.奇怪的是,我居然一点伤都没有.而那老太的儿子一定是觉得自己和不是人的家伙做ｘ了吧！他从窗外看着我跑,也不时打个冷颤呢!　说快不快的,我已到了家.　只见到,我妈妈和四叔母拿着香祭拜着我和兄弟妹．不!　这里没妹妹的灵排！我马上搂着妹妹不停的问,你看到我吗？你看到我吗？又拉着妹妹向妈妈问回同样的问题．　我妈竟然没看到我!可,我四叔母说看到了我.在惊慌之 下,我想到了我自己曾看见自己断手断叫的模样．我死了?！我竟然死了!还没完成心愿的我竟然死了?！顿时，我也被惊醒了.而且还泪流满面．

所谓的梦境，真的能代表着什么吗？还是有特别的含义呢?！谁知呢?！而那些解梦人的话,是真是假,也都不知道．日有所思,夜有所梦.可能只是因为这样吧！

2/5/2011 ♥ 1st day of holiday in sem4

It's just the 1st day of my college holiday out of one and half month in semester 4,
i already feel so boring >.<

Today, i stay at home the whole day.My schedule are : wake up at 10 something in the morning and then had my breakfast around 1pm after that, walk around my house. The time still the same. I switches the TV channel again and again, after that find a Taiwan romance drama to watch which will makes me cry. After tiring, i had my lunch around 5pm accompanied by Korean drama. Today, i surfing internet used more than 5hours. OH MY GOSH !! What the hell m i doing ? Im wasting the time !! I want to go out!!

Before this, i think a bird in the cage is better than a freedom bird which can fly outside the world.
But now, i feel that im wrong ! Its better to get out of the cage to look around the world freedomly although thats a chance for the hunter to kill me. When its final exam, the time just like a blink of eyes; but when its holiday, the time seems like a river, there's never end ! I have to find something to do ! It not my brain, body organs will not working after a long rest!

In every fairy tale, either chinese or english, the major characters always will be " happy ever after ". I feel that its not true. How can they be happy every after? Their life really that peaceful without any incident or surprise? Wont they bored by facing each other forever? I thought, life must have some irritating stuff only will be fun? But, my desire is to live at a peaceful environment with my soul mate and my twins babies. I think these holiday will change all of my hope/desire.

Still, in this world not yet have a case which involves with a person death because of the boring life. I think i will be the first and even the last one ~ Next time, maybe im in the newspaper headlines. haha ~

30/04/2011 ♥ galzfrenz gang finally gather !!! ^-^

Finally, today we-galzfrenz gang gather !! ^-^

Included Eva Then , Bird , and M3~

and also one of Bird's friend - Kenny

the only guy here... ^^

but he is not in the photo .. haha ~~

They reached my house about 6 something ~

Eva hungry until cant wait for the BBQ ~

She asked me for rice, but i only gave her mee hoon ~

Cz i only have that ^-^

Forgot to say, today Bird's pants BOCOR !! haha ~

then i lend her my pants ...

After we finished eating,

We chit-chat in my room,

watching BIGMAMAS - Like father like son ...

and play pokers too....

Sadly, we dismiss around 9 ...

Anyway, today is a happy day ^-^

hope we can meet agn....

♥ My dearest's birthday ♥

On 16th March 2011, I celebrated Elizabeth's birthday together with few friends.

The venue was Redbox, Sunway Piramid.

On that day, i went early and go buy Secret Receipt cakes for her with Livia.

While, Angeline's position is to buy MCDonald breakfast by using the voucher from STAR newspaper.

She use the voucher and less than RM9 to buy four sets of breakfast.

Is that worth ?

On the other way, i decided to buy the cakes by combinations of various types pieces into a whole.

Isn't that beautiful, creative ? Hahah ~~

We used the Elizabeth's redbox birthday voucher to get a free junk of soft drink and a buy 3 free 1 head voucher.

Each of us finished two sets of meals which is redbox set meal and MCD.

The photos of finished meals....

Belows are the few photos of me and my friends....

BIRD BIRD !! 猪你生日快乐 !! 又老了一岁哦~~ ^^