Final exam coming soon!!!

Omg! It's so fast to get into the last week of this semester! ADTP final exam starts from Tuesday. I have to take three classes exam, and now I haven't do any of my revision yet! Actually, I quite of hate this semester's classes! It's so embarrassing! The history class drag me into a crazy mood! Even though I hate these few subjects, but I still have to take the test. I think I gonna retake the subjects again :( but I really hate history class!! What kind of war? Who fight with who? Who makes the fall of the war? Who create the plan? What kind of questions is that? As long as we live happily and peacefully right now, why should we have to know that? Whats the benefits of getting that knowledge? After we knew it, can we be money maker? Or else we can makes the war or those 'popular' person survive? The history will be as a cinderella's fairy tales. Peoples will mix and add the story into a blended milk shake. Noone will know the truth! Is it for the purpose of bringing the knowlegde for our future generation? Will they get any advantages? To become a history lecturer? Haiz....

爱爱该注意的事项/知识！~

刚刚看了几个文章,都是关于男性的精子和女生什么时候最容易怀孕​的...
不是因为我好色,是因为我好奇,也想增加科学知识嘛~

1. 男生平均能生产1.5亿的精子. <-超级多又危险吧! 而精子能在女性的身体里存活5天之久哦！~

2. 很多人认为在洗澡时爱爱用热水能减少/杀死一些精子流入女性​里面.其实,这是非常错误的想法! 精子是蛮低温的,所以还能承受些些温度,虽然说是可以杀死一些精子，可是存活的精子还是足以能让女性怀孕的哦！.所以啊,不管在什么场合​,想爱爱的朋友们一定要用domdom，如果真的不想怀孕的话。​。。

3. 女生的第一次很重要哦！！能影响孩子们的DNA-样子。。通​常，孩子们会比较像第一个经手男生的样子哦！！ 所以啊，请女生们在付出第一次的同时，也要三思哦！！如果第一次​是黑人，就完蛋了。。。 哈哈。。。《P.S. 我没有种族歧视哦！只是开玩笑罢了~！ 呵呵》


4. 女生才经期爱爱也很容易怀孕哦。。 尤其是才经期前5天与后4天哦！~ 经期后8天是安全期哦！男生们，如果不想负责任的话，应​该注意哦！

@copyright by JOEY TAN 本人，不可抄袭！

Wildfires

MALAYSIA, Seri Kembangan (Jun. 23, 2011) – The forest behind the Sovereign residents area appeared wildfires. Few trees were destroyed. According to the residents which live there, the reason that causes this burning was the natural heat that produced by sun. Climate changes are also one of the factors that cause the forest fires.  However, the impact of wildfires on carbon emissions is also affected by the severity of burning. The increases of carbon which will blend into the atmosphere makes the ozone layer became thinner. Once the ozone layer cannot maintain as before, the stronger the sunlight will illuminate to the earth.

Why will the carbon increases? It is because of the human impacts. The human activity such as deforestation or increases of the modern technology will causes the increases of carbon. Besides, the increases of the consumption of polystyrene and plastics also will be one of the causes. As a result, human reaction will bring a lot of harm to environment and also our life. Let’s get rid of these by start to change our attitudes and lifestyle!

Copyright @ Joey Tan

6/5/2011 ♥ 梦

人就忘得一干二净. 我就是那种能记得我梦过什么的人. 几乎我所有的梦都有结局的. 这是我最近的梦:

有天, 我朋友到我家来坐坐（明天真的我朋友会到我家来．对了，我的梦是到夜晚发生的事较多的）．到了夜晚，我和我朋友和兄弟妹觉得肚子饿了,就去找食物吃.　在我们议论纷纷之下，就决定了一起出去吃东西.　我们一群人跑着过马车路.　（当时我的梦是断断续续的)　又回到一个陌生的地方.　这是一个家,　住这以为老太和儿子．可,我不知怎么了就进了儿子的房间，然后就发生了一些意想不到的是,那就是所谓的＂春梦"．我记得当那个事情进行到一半的时候，我突然看到床下有个一模一样的我．只不过唯一不同的地方是,床下的我是闭着眼睛的,四肢都被截肢了.　当时的我被吓到了,　也赶忙去洗澡．可洗澡时发生的事情可奇怪了.　当我在洗澡时,我发现有血从我身上流着下来．但是，又有种不明物体回流进我的身体里．感觉想是血的东西.　而当时的我以为自己来月经了,急忙的找卫生棉.　找来找去都找不到.突然,门被撞了,我急忙用手用力的推着,在盘问之下，知道了撞门的是那个老太的儿子．于是，我就和他拿卫生棉．他也找了给我.　穿好衣服之后，我也让他进了厕所．他看了看我,　拿了２包精油叫我帮他擦.　那精油还真的很奇怪，居然是用人的形状包装成一片片的，能很明显的看出哪个部位是用哪片精油.　于是，我就先用背部的精油帮他擦.　我还边擦边帮他按摩呢!瞧他那舒服的模样．然后，按摩就进行到腿部．他竟然脱了内裤让我帮他擦屁股?！好恶心啊！当时，在擦的过程竟然擦到有那个肮脏的白色小粒粒出来．突然,老太出现了！她气喘呼呼的拿着报纸跑来说我很想里面发生事故的小女孩.　我突然想起来了.　我的妹妹呢?　我马上从厕所的窗口那里跳下楼.奇怪的是,我居然一点伤都没有.而那老太的儿子一定是觉得自己和不是人的家伙做ｘ了吧！他从窗外看着我跑,也不时打个冷颤呢!　说快不快的,我已到了家.　只见到,我妈妈和四叔母拿着香祭拜着我和兄弟妹．不!　这里没妹妹的灵排！我马上搂着妹妹不停的问,你看到我吗？你看到我吗？又拉着妹妹向妈妈问回同样的问题．　我妈竟然没看到我!可,我四叔母说看到了我.在惊慌之 下,我想到了我自己曾看见自己断手断叫的模样．我死了?！我竟然死了!还没完成心愿的我竟然死了?！顿时，我也被惊醒了.而且还泪流满面．

所谓的梦境，真的能代表着什么吗？还是有特别的含义呢?！谁知呢?！而那些解梦人的话,是真是假,也都不知道．日有所思,夜有所梦.可能只是因为这样吧！

2/5/2011 ♥ 1st day of holiday in sem4

It's just the 1st day of my college holiday out of one and half month in semester 4,
i already feel so boring >.<

Today, i stay at home the whole day.My schedule are : wake up at 10 something in the morning and then had my breakfast around 1pm after that, walk around my house. The time still the same. I switches the TV channel again and again, after that find a Taiwan romance drama to watch which will makes me cry. After tiring, i had my lunch around 5pm accompanied by Korean drama. Today, i surfing internet used more than 5hours. OH MY GOSH !! What the hell m i doing ? Im wasting the time !! I want to go out!!

Before this, i think a bird in the cage is better than a freedom bird which can fly outside the world.
But now, i feel that im wrong ! Its better to get out of the cage to look around the world freedomly although thats a chance for the hunter to kill me. When its final exam, the time just like a blink of eyes; but when its holiday, the time seems like a river, there's never end ! I have to find something to do ! It not my brain, body organs will not working after a long rest!

In every fairy tale, either chinese or english, the major characters always will be " happy ever after ". I feel that its not true. How can they be happy every after? Their life really that peaceful without any incident or surprise? Wont they bored by facing each other forever? I thought, life must have some irritating stuff only will be fun? But, my desire is to live at a peaceful environment with my soul mate and my twins babies. I think these holiday will change all of my hope/desire.

Still, in this world not yet have a case which involves with a person death because of the boring life. I think i will be the first and even the last one ~ Next time, maybe im in the newspaper headlines. haha ~

30/04/2011 ♥ galzfrenz gang finally gather !!! ^-^

Finally, today we-galzfrenz gang gather !! ^-^

Included Eva Then , Bird , and M3~

and also one of Bird's friend - Kenny

the only guy here... ^^

but he is not in the photo .. haha ~~

They reached my house about 6 something ~

Eva hungry until cant wait for the BBQ ~

She asked me for rice, but i only gave her mee hoon ~

Cz i only have that ^-^

Forgot to say, today Bird's pants BOCOR !! haha ~

then i lend her my pants ...

After we finished eating,

We chit-chat in my room,

watching BIGMAMAS - Like father like son ...

and play pokers too....

Sadly, we dismiss around 9 ...

Anyway, today is a happy day ^-^

hope we can meet agn....

♥ My dearest's birthday ♥

On 16th March 2011, I celebrated Elizabeth's birthday together with few friends.

The venue was Redbox, Sunway Piramid.

On that day, i went early and go buy Secret Receipt cakes for her with Livia.

While, Angeline's position is to buy MCDonald breakfast by using the voucher from STAR newspaper.

She use the voucher and less than RM9 to buy four sets of breakfast.

Is that worth ?

On the other way, i decided to buy the cakes by combinations of various types pieces into a whole.

Isn't that beautiful, creative ? Hahah ~~

We used the Elizabeth's redbox birthday voucher to get a free junk of soft drink and a buy 3 free 1 head voucher.

Each of us finished two sets of meals which is redbox set meal and MCD.

The photos of finished meals....

Belows are the few photos of me and my friends....

BIRD BIRD !! 猪你生日快乐 !! 又老了一岁哦~~ ^^

2nd November 2010 - 梦

今天早上我竟然被梦惊醒！

脑袋模糊地装着关于那梦的记忆。

记得是这样的，

在梦里，

我不知如何的怀孕了！

肚子也没凸出，

就这样，突然间宝宝出生了！

也被我命名为名字有个“宝”的。

其实，详细地状况我不是很清楚。

只是，当时我并没有发生任何性行为阿！

宝宝一出生，就蛮大的。

过几天，竟然和我二嫂的宝宝一样大了~

我二嫂的宝宝当时已经7个月了！

真的好奇怪哦！

更意外的是，

他竟然会说话！

叫我mummy ~

全家人都觉得他是天才-天赐的人才

然后，我就试试叫宝宝预测下期的彩卷号码。

那个彩卷号码共有5个数字，

宝宝竟然说出来了！

号码好像是 “ 51272 ” 。。

但是，万字票有这个号码吗？？！

就这样，我被惊醒了！

好奇怪，真的好奇怪哦！！！

27th sept 2010

今天，我的心情极差！

顿时觉得，如果人生有那么自由就好了~

为何，必须要有亲情的捆绑呢？

有时，篇些些谎言或许是好的。

可是，一旦谎言被揭穿了，应该怎么办呢？该如何去修补呢？

多希望能像流浪者那样，

要去那儿就去那儿；要做什么都不必报告给任何人知道。

谎言的真相一旦被揭穿，

能有被修补好的一天吗？

突然觉得做人怎么那么难啊？

也许是我太重感情了吧！

谎言被刺破的那一刻，

泪珠奋勇的涌出来了。

心情简直跌到了谷底，真的好像大哭哦！

在这一刻，脑袋蹦出了一堆堆的无聊又无法解释的问题。

人类为何是所有生物里面最有感情的呢？

人类为何会被创造出来受苦呢？

人类为何都有不一样的才能，样貌呢？

又有谁能来向我解释这一堆的无理呢？！

如果我生活在乡下，

这一切会不会改变呢？

还是，我是一只动物或植物，

这一切会变得不一样吗？

人类现有的职责就是，

小时读书，中时努力；

大时上班，老时反省；

直到等死。。。　。。。

干脆，变成一个动物或植物，

只须等被人宰的时辰，

不必拥有一大堆所谓的知识，

到最后也是和动植物同一条路，

就是天堂与地狱之选～

我，

大概知道那些有自杀倾向者的想法了！

之所以有着一切一切的烦恼，

而选择不了了之吧！

过后呢？　还有路需走的吗？

天堂？　还是地狱呢？

16.09.2010 *今日感想 - 人们真的只有喜欢帅哥美女吗？？

看看周围的路人，是否感觉自己像在天堂度过？

所谓的路人，个个都像是天使般，

男的帅，女的俏。

再转身，面对镜子，看看自己，

别人有的自己没有，别人没有的我有余。

别人有的是身材与美貌，

然而，我又的是肥肉和丑怪。

每天反复思考着，为何上天那么不公平？

真的有所谓的“天生我材必有用”吗？

还是，这句谚语是祖先领悟出来自我安慰的呢？

但是，

有时却看到妖怪和美男！！

令我羡慕万分~ ！

这是真的恋爱吗？是彼此相爱中的“情人眼里出西施”吗？？

那， 我何时能变成西施呢？ 情人何时能浮现呢？？

还是，真的每个人都以貌取人？？

大爆料!!! 独家!!!!!

其中的著名D J - RYAN ,

的手机号码是.....

012-311877x

哈哈哈~~ 为何我有他的号码呢??

因为,我妈妈是他的表亲戚啦!!

那么,为何我要爆料呢???

因为,我实在太不喜欢他了~~~

每个他的亲戚都说,

他以前和现在分别超级大的勒!!!

哪里不一样呢???

就是,有些人觉得自己红了,就 lc 囖 !!~~

只不过是个小小的DJ嘛~~

又不是明星..连ke le fei 配角都不如啊~~!

医生都比你厉害,单单用个嘴巴来工作而已~~

有必要这么窜吗???!! 恶心 ~~!!

样子有没好过人,年纪有没2x !!~ 老男人~~!!

还有,那个什么奖奖奖奖游戏,

分明是骗人的!!!

pakat liao的!!! ~~

明明电话通了,却没人接??!!

骗人游戏!!!

浪费时间!!!~~

*ps: 以上纯粹是个人意见,有什么投诉,不关我事.因为我只是有话直说!!

31st July 2010

今天,我染了头发哦~~

用了BEAUTY牌子的染发剂,

染了黑色!!

可是,因为我的要求是遮盖我那偏老黄死死的颜色,

所以啊,我就用10分钟染发的时间.

这样一来,我的头发就变成不会死死的黑了!

厉害吧??! ^-^

迟些,我会把我染发后的照片放上来哦!

因为现在没那个时间自拍..呵呵...

应该是说我不想拍照...

理由很简单,

一,就是觉得本人不够漂亮;

二,就是觉得本人没那个身材;

三,就是不想让看到我照片的人吐啦...哈哈哈...

可是,我还是觉得有颜色的头发比较适合我.

可是,我又不想看到我的头发干巴巴的,坏掉似的...

唯有这样咯!!!

如果再染发,一定会被妈妈碎碎念了啦!!

等....明年吧!! 再染!!!! 加油!!!! ;p

30th July 2010

今天不知怎么了,隐藏在我心里的感触突然爆发了.

可能是我成天待在家呗 ! 就不知不觉的想多了 !

想起那天我和H的事情 , 我就觉得很生气.生气中又带点点伤心 .

他明明是我的知己丫, 怎么他好像有什么秘密瞒着我似的 .

既不让我看他的电话简讯 , 也不让我动他的电话.真是可恶 !

我顿时觉得我们之间的红线被拉长了.

脑袋中不断的浮现 "友谊" 这两个字 .

真的让我好难过哦 !

我还一心的希望我们可以友谊长存的,至少5年嘛 !

没想到,才第4年 , 就要完蛋了吗 ??!

H是我交过最久的好朋友 , 我不想我们就这样拔断这条红线 !

"你" 是唯一一个被我抱怨了而却不反驳我的人 ,

"你" 是仅有一个被我挖苦了但却不把可怜放在表面上的人 ,

"你" 是只有一个被我便宜了还却不放在心上的人 ,

而我,总是不能完完全全能了解你想法的人 ,

我总 , 看着你和别人聊天并惧怕被你忽略了, 我 .

这是 , 朋友之间的吃醋.

我,只想能成为你的好朋友,这样不行吗 ?!

YAYA !! ~~ FINALLY !!

HAHA ~~ Finally ... i got my piano certificate !!

and pass... thx god !!

1st piano certificate !! ^-^

So happy !! .. haha ~

accually, i didnt take test before grades ....

+u+U ...

i will take my next theory test on September !!

i wan to PASS !!!!

support me ^-^

大发现! Korean Drama : 비포 & 애프터 성형외과

Korean Drama : Before and After: Plastic Surgery

Male major characteric -Lee Jin Wook

nose got "shit" ^-^

get caught !!! haha .....

Below is the picture i capture myself in tv.... do not stole it !!

But,

anyway, the drama really nice !!!

is about surgery ^-^

Synopsis :

Han Geon Soo is the young clinic owner who tries to protect his clinic from being taken over by loan sharks. He tries his best to save the clinic when uncollected loans are passed on to him after his father's sudden death. Choi Yong Woo is a talented doctor who joins the clinic to return his thanks to Geon Soo's father. Yong Woo is someone that often gets into arguments with patients who want to undergo unnecessary plastic surgery. Yoon Ki Nam is the nurse who forms a love triangle between the two men.

I strongly suggest everyone can go and watch it !!! ^-^

♡ 有时◕伤 ♡

有时,

肚子空空的说;

想添满满,

可是,

不管再怎么饱;

隔天还得重复今天的动作.

有时,

脑袋空白的说;

发白日梦,

但却,

想起以往的悲;

不小心钩起了伤心的过去.

有时,

心窝闷闷的说;

休息安抚,

还是,

心胸紧紧蹦着;

知道这应该是心痛的感觉.

这些,

都是再遇见你;

的后遗症,

多想,

回到从前的我;

回到从没遇见你的那一刻.

至少,

我不会像现在的伤痕累累.

31st May 2010 - Diary

05:00 a.m. - I woke up at 5oclock in the morning because im awake from my nightmare. The nightmare damn scary. I still remember one of the scene of my nightmare is a guy with a bloody cloths. Besides that , there was also hanging alot of babies' head, while the floor was full of the babies' dead bodies. At the same time, Im also holding a baby which was still alive and keep sleeping. And i was caught by the guy. Im not sure who is the guy. It was a stupid scary nightmare i ever had before.


08:00 a.m. - Im in Sunway College now. And starting to write my blog. Today is the first day of ADTP 2nd semester. Im so happy because i wont be bored at home when the college start.

A letter

Yaya ~~ received a letter from Sunway College.

I noticed tat i had pass both my subjects.

I get CB for psychology , BC for finite maths.

Haha ~ My target is get B / A !!!

And, next semester, im taking :

Hist 2120 = american culture;

Soc 2000 = socialogy ;

while, BK A = bahasa kebangsaan A....

Haiz.. i have to study bm bcz i didnt get credit in spm..

Poor rite ?? >.<

Kambateh !! Kambateh !!

I will hard working on it !!!

Before & After...

21 May 2010 - Where is Moselle ??

Haha ~~ Moselle is here ~~ ^-^

Today my family and i went to Sunway Piramid ~~

We went there without the baby car ..
And i carried Moselle almost the half of the time for shopping...

And,
My mum brought a baby car for Moselle...!!

Isn't it nice ??

◕｡◕ 20th May 2010 - A Snail

Today morning i saw a snail in the ground of my house ...

Its so cute !!!

The 1st thing i pop out in my mind when i saw the snail is ;

Escargots with Garlic !

Looks Yummy right ?? Haha

I think this is the 1st time i saw snail... haha

Below is the cute cartoon snail ;

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